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Urban Lounge Hot Times
So last night was my first time at a bar. Heather drove Andrea, darcy and I there. Andrea was already intoxicated with the famous Greek Ouzo and yelling out the window that Dr. Pepper is better than the Oilers down Whyte Ave. I took pictures, it was fun. So when we got there, we had to wait in line for a long-ass time. I got to meet one of Andrea's friends, James and his boyfriend Rene. Nice people.
So when we finally got inside the Urban Lounge, it was hot, full of people and smaller than I thought. Some random guy invited me to his table as soon as I stepped in the door. I knew then this was going to be an interesting night.
So I don't really remember which order these all went in, but it's all good. So first, Andrea and I got some drinks and went to the dance floor and watched the band. As soon as we got in there, random guy #2 grabbed both of us and danced. While walking through the bar, more random guys tried to pinch my cheek and Darcy said the guys in front of me were checking me out. Ha! I've never had that much attention in one night then in my whole life. SUPER. But alas, when one is drunk, one sees someone who is hotter than they actually are. I took this into consideration. :P
At one point in time, Andrea made me take a "birthday shot" which consisted of who the hell knows what. All I know is that it was lumpy and booger-green. I had to take 3 sips to get it down as it was so thick. Thankfully, I was too drunk at the time to notice how horrible it tasted.
Sometime later, Heather got hit on a few times. Once by this hot guy with muscles. Lucky bitch, she wasn't even drinking! lol. But, when we were going to the car, one of the guys asked her to come home with him while spilling hot dog all over her. He wasn't trouble or anything, I made sure. ^_^
Andrea got hit on by a couple of brothers. I thought it was funny. She didn't think so when one of them asked her to come to his place. (If you know what I mean lol). She danced with him and apparently he was asleep on her shoulder, he was so drunk.
Then there was me. Random guy #3 with an orange shirt, (don't remember his name) started talking it up with me. He asked what I do, blah blah blah, I said I was going into Computer Science and trying to scare him with my nerdiness but it didn't work. He asked me to dance and so I did. It was all good until he started being SUPER close and assuming the slow dance position in a fast cowboy song. He kept staring at me, twas creepy. I was beginning to wonder if there was something hanging off my face. There wasn't. So the dance ended and he asked for another one, but I said I had to leave. Well I did thought we were leaving but apparently not. So I sat down with Darcy. I felt dumb as orange shirt guy sat down too and noticed I wasn't going anywhere. OOPS. MY BAD. So I grabbed Darcy and danced with him. I think I gave the allusion to orange shirt guy that I was with Darcy. It was kinda fun. Mwahaha.
But it was fun, I thought. Orange shirt guy wasn't that bad. But if you were on a blind date with him and when you had to talk about him to your friends, he's the kind of guy you would say to have a "nice personality". Well actually, this is way too detailed. I was pretty intoxicated-hell I don't remember. All I know is that Joel is super hotter then he was. And damn, I wished he could have been there and I would get him super drunk. Ha, that would be a good sight.
Anyways, bars are fun-but damn expensive. I know what Andrea means now by "let's pre-drink".